Excitable Pup
by David
(With apologies to the late Warren Zevon, his family and estate, as well as Hanna Barbera, Warner Brothers, and Cartoon Network. Also, all the Scrappy Doo fans out there. All Scooby Doo images and words penned by Warren Zevon are used entirely without permission.)
Well, he flew from the train in a tiny box
Excitable pup, they all said
And he ever said, "Hey, put 'em up!"
Excitable pup, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable pup
He took on the Ghouls when uncle Scooby ran
Excitable pup, they all said
And he'd sometimes pee on Daphne in the Van
Excitable pup, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable pup
The gang got weary round about Yucca Flats
Excitable pup, they all said
After ten long years, he snuck out of the Flats
Excitable pup, they all said
Well, he’s just an excitable pup
And he took Spooky Island, tried to take the world, too
Excitable pup, they all said
With the Gang back together, his plans fell through
Excitable pup, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable pup
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